Site Meter Reflections on Playboy: OK, Brian, time to write about your <i>favorite</i> Playmate. Gulp!

February 29, 2008

OK, Brian, time to write about your favorite Playmate. Gulp!


The Playboy Cyber Club has posted test shots of Cynthia Gwyn Brown, the shots that made her Miss May 1995. This time around, my prose has to be really good. Uh-oh!

Cindy Brown demonstrates how well blue eyes and brown hair can go together. In images I wouldn’t dare post here for fear of Playboy Enterprises’ lawyers, the wonderfully idiosyncratic shape of her medium-sized breasts defies the balloon cliché in too many centerfolds since the mid-1990s. Variety is indeed the spice of life. (With regret, I acknowledge a kernel of truth in the criticism that Playmates look too much alike these days.) Her centerfold, with her back to the camera and her front to a full-length mirror, reminded me of the joy of stumbling on the word callipygian in the dictionary so many years before.

Men’s magazines are notorious for fibbing about the women in the pictures. But just in case some of Cindy Brown’s Playmate story is true, I copy it here:
Rhapsody in Brown

miss may makes her move from popcorn peddler to playmate


Cindy Brown is in the middle of a spirited discussion about the environment and destructive human appetites when temptation turns her pretty head. Six Hell’s Angels roar up on Rose Avenue, rattling the open windows of the café where we sit, just off the beach in Venice, California. “Oh my God,” Cindy exclaims, her eyes suddenly gleaming. “I want a Harley real bad!” What? A gas-guzzling vestige of our unenlightened past? “Oh man!” she says, immediately launching into a new story. “I was sitting at Johnny Rockets on Melrose Avenue one night, and this woman drove up solo on a Harley. That’s supposed to be a man thing. Everybody gave her respect right away. I’m constantly looking for a way to do things that women aren’t supposed to do.”

In another day and age, this extraordinary girl next door might have been an outlaw or a revolutionary. Raised on a small farm in the desert town of Boron, California, two hours north of Los Angeles, she threw a broccoli stalk into the family works when, at 15, she became a vegetarian. The folks at home had to adjust. “We raised animals—horses, sheep, goats, pigs, cows, chickens. My dad is a meat-and-potatoes kind of guy, and he was raising most of these animals for our food. I grew up accepting that, but when I got older I realized that I like feeding the animals more than I like eating them.”

Cindy is certain that her Cherokee ancestry, mostly ignored by her parents, guides her environmental consciousness. “I would love to work for the Environmental Protection Agency someday,” she says. “I’d like to straighten it out because it’s as crooked as it gets. I could help companies clean up their acts.” (Note to Al Gore: she couldn’t hurt.)

Life is always a little bumpy for a maverick, but Cindy says her mom—with whom she lives now, along with her stepfather and two stepbrothers—is her inspiration. “I can’t believe how much I’ve become like her,” she muses, smiling. “I’m a very strong and independent person because of her. She’s always telling me, ‘Sooner or later you’re going to be on your own. You’re going to have to make your own choices then, so you might as well start doing it now.’” One of those choices was to pose for Playboy. Cindy and her mom are proud of the decision, and we applaud it too. After all, what use is a natural wonder if no one can see it?
—Clint Gila
Technology is good. Nevertheless, the Playboy Cyber Club is inferior to the printed magazine. For one thing, the little paragraphs surrounding the main text of Playmate articles never get transcribed online—not even when they’re this delightful:
“I used to wear baggy clothes all the time,” says Cindy, “but I don’t anymore. I’m proud of my body. It’s fun to be sexy. It spills over into the rest of my life. When the photographer was shooting and he said, ‘Oh, yeah. That’s good,’ I was thinking, All right! I’m good! That feels very sexy.” [May 1995, p. 97]
To the best I’ve been able to research, Brown is a “lost Playmate.” The world of Playboy fandom doesn’t know where she is now or what she’s been up to since 1995. If she chooses to avoid the limelight now, I can appreciate that choice. After all, her insistence on doing as she pleases is so much of her charm.

Posted by Brian Sorgatz at 3:53 PM

  • Blogger Robert Paulson left this comment at March 3, 2008 5:19 PM  
    Nice post. My favorite "lost" playmate is a recent one, Miss Feb 2004 Aliya Wolf. As far as I know, there isn't even video footage available of her. I read somewhere that she didn't sign the contract, or something. She is one of the few recent surgically enhanced playmates that I really like. [Also, she reminds me of a girlfriend I dated in 1991]
  • Blogger EuroYank left this comment at March 4, 2008 2:09 PM  
    Nice post. What is it all about? Are you on a psyche trip?
  • Blogger V left this comment at November 11, 2008 10:56 PM  
    Wow, I had the pleasure of taking some modeling photos of her before she made Playboy. Stunningly gorgeous even back then.
  • Blogger Brian Sorgatz left this comment at November 12, 2008 12:21 PM  
    V,
    If you’ve met her, I would love to get to know you. But as I write, you haven’t enabled public access to your Blogger profile.
  • Anonymous Stephen left this comment at July 29, 2009 11:22 AM  
    I can't agree more with you. Cindy Brown has been my favorite since my brother traded me a copy of the May 1995 Issue of Playboy for go knows what it was. But when I first saw her pictorial, I was in love at first site. I knew she would be a favorite for a long time. Did you know, she did some nude stuff before she was a playmate. She did a few softcore amatuer modeling videos. 4 of them are available online through MIRC. the Tizon.net servers rooms name is #Nudemodels. She's done about 3 or 4 non nude and atleast five nude videos. As far as the picures that were taken during the video, I dunno where to find those.
  • Anonymous Anonymous left this comment at April 5, 2010 2:11 AM  
    Cindy Brown was married at one time to my current boyfriend, Chris Richard. He is a minor league baseball player in the Tampa Bay Rays organization. They were married from 2002-2006. She was also married to a man who'd posed for a 1996 issue of Playgirl. I don't know if she is still married to him. I do know that when she was married to Chris, some of her fans were showing up at their home, calling her and even sending flowers.
  • Blogger Brian Sorgatz left this comment at April 5, 2010 9:16 AM  
    Many thanks to the last two commenters for the information.
  • Anonymous Anonymous left this comment at April 5, 2010 1:16 PM  
    I'm the one who posted the comment about Cindy's marital status. I thought I needed to clarify a few things b/c it was really late when I found your blog. 1. I am a woman 2. I'm not a lesbian or bisexual and 3. I'm not in the habit of looking up pictures of naked people on the Internet. I need to explain that like most women, when I discovered that my boyfriends ex-wife was a former playmate, I had the compulsive need to see what she looked like just so I would know what I have to compete with. Lol. BTW, her fans showing up at their home is partially what led to the break up of her marriage to Chris. There is also some confusion about when she was married to the Playgirl model, whose name is Brent. Chris believed she married Brent after their divorce, but some people claim that she was married to Brent first. You don't have to post this b/c it's rather long. I just didn't know how to contact you and maintain my anonymity.
  • Blogger Brian Sorgatz left this comment at April 5, 2010 4:56 PM  
    Anonymous,
    I’m glad you shared as much as you did in the above comment. Thank you. This blog is inspired by my fascination with both the female body and the female mind. Your compulsion to see what she looked like is one of those female quirks that I look upon with affection and respect. Naturally, I hope women will regard male quirks in a similarly positive light.

    It’s truly unfortunate that her fans invaded her privacy enough to weaken her marriage. Not to sound glib, but it fascinates me to observe women having to live with both positive and negative consequences of posing for Playboy.
  • Blogger chris left this comment at April 22, 2010 10:30 AM  
    Hello- I am Chris Richard and I was married to Cindy until 2006. Our marriage did not break up because of fan mail or flowers coming to the house. "Anonymous" who posted is not my girlfriend and I have no idea who she/he is. Just wanted to clear things up.
  • Blogger Brian Sorgatz left this comment at April 22, 2010 10:38 AM  
    Thanks for stopping by, Chris. Unfortunately, I don’t have the means to check the facts myself, so I have to rely on whatever people tell me.
  • Blogger CindyPrinceCharming left this comment at June 8, 2010 12:43 PM  
    Hello to Cindy and fans, But i am the true Brian fan, I am a sincere,loyal,caring,loving,romantic,gentleman,I have been admire of hers for many years, I wanted to know if any one could help me with questions.I would like to know about this fine young woman, That i admire.Cindy if you would like to have and/or know a compassionate guy that has a great sense of humor.I am a Modest with a sense of character and that i would be your friend as well. Who is single and looking for a chance. I am a good listener and a charming fellow. With unique talents in writing,photography,arts. Cindy I have read your articles,I really admire you. I would like to know more? Maybe we could chat sometime. If you like to know everything about a true friend and or/soulmate, Then i would be your one. Cindy,I admire your ancestors and your tribes. From what i have read about them in the articles. I am learning about their freedom to our country, I think they were treated unfairly among all things? I have researched or studied about them in schooling. It is amazing what people really dont know about them? But, anyway i am looking for a chance to know you? So, i hope you could find it in your heart and soul to look and see that i am a caring guy. Who wants to know you, I am not like into mind games, So i do not play like that? I am real cool. I like your profile and hope we could chat sometime. Love always brian from usa. please feel free to email me at oceanprince700@gmail.com please only honest and true friendly people that reply only. Unless your Cindy, I look forward to hear from you, have a nice day?
  • Anonymous Anonymous left this comment at July 20, 2010 10:48 PM  
    I know her, I dated her, I'm still in love with her, but I'll never tell you where she is. She wants privacy and that's the way it will stay.
  • Blogger Brian Sorgatz left this comment at July 21, 2010 5:20 PM  
    Naturally, she has the right to avoid the public eye—although it’s somewhat bittersweet that I can never hope to meet her and have her sign my copy of the May 1995 Playboy.
  • Anonymous Stephen left this comment at August 6, 2010 10:22 PM  
    To be honest with you Brian, I would take the info above with a grain of salt. It's possible that none of this is true. Those posts sound kind of fishy to me. I would call it just a rumor.
  • Blogger Brian Sorgatz left this comment at August 7, 2010 10:48 AM  
    Your guess is surely as good as mine, Stephen.
  • Anonymous Anonymous left this comment at August 8, 2010 4:51 AM  
    hey annon on july 20, I would like to know more from you please talk about it fairly? I am a decent guy? Huh,,, Please reply if your a real guy, that is? Or some perv on here?
  • Blogger CindyPrinceCharming left this comment at August 8, 2010 4:55 AM  
    Yo stephen, thanks for your last post, was that for me to decipher? hope to hear from you?Let me know k,Brian
  • Blogger CindyPrinceCharming left this comment at August 8, 2010 5:01 AM  
    Sorry i meant i am the true Cindy fan,
  • Blogger Brian Sorgatz left this comment at August 8, 2010 8:52 AM  
    Just to avoid potential confusion, I’ll point out that “CindyPrinceCharming” is a different Brian from me, the author of this blog.
  • Anonymous Stephen left this comment at August 14, 2010 8:28 PM  
    No, I was talking to the owner of the Blog. Cindy is and will always be my #1 favorite Playboy Playmate. Her personality and her body are all natural. Definatley the Girl Next Door. Why she was never Playmate of the Year I will never understand.
  • Blogger CindyPrinceCharming left this comment at September 10, 2010 7:26 AM  
    Hi, to all of you, i would like to say that i am a real guy wanting to know her, but they are some true A** out there and I am not like them?? I do care about people only when they are good back as earned
    so, i just wanted to say that if cindy hears me I am the guy your prince charming your sweet cheeks please give me a chance with ya, I am kind, caring, honest, loyal, dependable, gentle, romantic, faithfull, never do drugs, I would help your family, I would cook, clean, sort, vacuum, water flowers if any, Take pets for walk if any, take trash to curb. Do dishes, by hand even, Make beds! And Mop floors. If you were ok, with it i would even give you a back massage and feet too. anything for your lovely family of yours with you. That i would do. So, Please get back with me. I would get down on both knees to show you. But i guess you will have to just take my word, That i really have a heart that likes you deeply,. I really want to get to know you. Check me out here,leave a message.and tell me what you think?
    So, please give it a thought, and if you were mine i would never treat you wrong! I hope to hear from you sometime. Sincerely brian *(PrinceCharm)k
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