Site Meter Reflections on Playboy: Taking my chances with the truth in Humboldt County

September 9, 2008

Taking my chances with the truth in Humboldt County

This post is the awkward sequel to “In Humboldt County, I’ll spread lies about my past; on the Internet, I’ll tell the truth.” Although I’ve sired many bad ideas in my time, I can honestly report that lying about my past in order to find a new place to live was Mom’s idea. My first prospective landlord caught us in the lie. My credit report happened to have my Sacramento address in it. After the embarrassment and discouragement of that experience, I knew I lacked the energy to lie effectively. Sheer laziness has made me an honest man.

Can the city of Arcata learn to love me as much as I love it? Despite my past, I pray that it can as I feel the cool moisture in the air, sample the local restaurants, hike in Redwood Park, drag myself kicking and screaming through my book learnin’, enjoy the relatively cheap high-grade cannabis, and discreetly admire the Humboldt Honeys.

Update, March 22, 2010, 10:58 a.m.: Today, I’ve had to change the “Humboldt Honeys” link above. Embarrassingly, it no longer led to a page about the classic “Are You a Humboldt Honey?” poster but to a photo of plain-looking elderly women gathered round a table. Let it be known, however, that I hold no inherent prejudice against older women as sex symbols. Although it didn’t actually happen, I was intrigued by the possibility that Shirley Jones might pose for Playboy. Her “silver fox” role in Grandma’s Boy made it a thinkable thought for me.

Posted by Brian Sorgatz at 6:05 PM

  • Blogger "Jet" left this comment at September 16, 2008 7:29 PM  
    I hope you have a new life and a new beginning in Arcata.

    JTL
  • Blogger Brian Sorgatz left this comment at September 17, 2008 3:15 PM  
    Bless your heart, Melissa!
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